The Wildman

Contact: wildman@reallywindys.com

28 Years experience DJing

Town Tavern

Playground

Really Windy's (2 years)

Aquarius

Loves Pizza

Mountain Dew

Hennessy / Jäger

3 Boys

Divorced

 Currently Single

(His microphone is always hard for some reason. O_o)

Quotes

A dollar you must leave her if you want to see her beaver.

A dollar on the rail if you want to see her snail.

4 boobs are always better than two.

No tip no strip.

Private Dances make you better looking!

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

I believe in make love not war, but a good boobie battle I'm always for!

Was once abducted by aliens who thought his microphone was some sort of probe. He was later released upon the realization that his attempts to convince the female aliens to become strippers was too problematic.

Some parts of this profile are intended as humor and are not necessarily accurate. We are required by the legal counsel of the above aliens to state that neither they, nor their clients exist, and that any references to either entity is fictitious, unintentional, purely coincidental and all that.